This is the (Almost) daily diary of a successful, established artist,it follows all the exciting times and the not so exciting times, the ups when the paintings go well and the downs when they don't ( Very Rare!!) Details of up and coming exciting times are all here, as well as the normal day to day living. Join me on this journey to the unknown!
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008
GWR. Nunnery Castle
Nunnery Castle is the steam train that will be bringing 600 visitors from London and Bristol to the Ludlow Medieval Fair this weekend. after dropping off the passengers at Ludlow the train will be going on to Shrewsbury. Ludlow steam enthusiasts will have the chance have a trip on her.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
wine v water
I was sent this by one of my good friends--made us laugh!!!!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.!
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s##t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!!!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.!
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s##t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!!!
Monday, December 10, 2007
A Bit Of Christmas Fun!!!!!
http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts/ this funny game will amuse all members of the family!!
The next one is a great laugh too!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html
The next one is a great laugh too!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html
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